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Sunday, October 02, 2005

interesting links/happenings.

From Nic's Lair through IZ Reloaded,

Poems found in Toilets

Next time when you walk into a public toilet, look out for the poetic pieces scribbled behind toilet doors and on the walls. From
Nic's Lair:

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!


more from Nic's Lair himself,

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays!

A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool.

haha.. quite witty i think.

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recently there is this program that converts your text-only entry into mp3 format - Talkr.


try listening to the 29th september entry of this blog, it's hilarious - sounding too erm.. correct, for a post like that.

i would love to hear them convert Talk Rock's entries. haha.

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lastly, i was surfing and found this program called nimiq, that's qimin read backwards. cool* don't really know what it is about but nice name! : )



not a penny logo to my name.

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